There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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