- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Knock knock open

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Coldpaly is a good band

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Your life

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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