I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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