- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

being sober in a bar fight

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Knock knock open

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

The chicken crossed the road.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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