- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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