- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

whats a joke

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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