- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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