What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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