- Anti Joke

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Anti Joke

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