A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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where is the world?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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