- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

what are you mike bibby?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

... Chan chan

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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