- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What is white and long? A New York winter

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