A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

where is the world?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Emily Walker.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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