- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

You're a big fat monkey.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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