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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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