roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

An Aisian failed a test

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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