- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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