A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Dwight Howard

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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