- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a club.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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