world society

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

osama bin laden is dead

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Sex vagina. lol.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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