- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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