- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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