What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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