You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Anthony sucks

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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