Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

My mum is called Steve

Do u take sugar?

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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