whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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why girl die cancer

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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