Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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