what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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