- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Knock knock come in.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

willam dafoe

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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