- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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