- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Obama walks into a hospital....

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

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