Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Men's rights

What hurts like hell? HELL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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