Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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