- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Basically

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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