- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

bangers and mash?

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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