Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Tommy got neutered.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Robin, get in the car!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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