Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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