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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Obama walks into a hospital....

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Connor is homo

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Tilt your screen back

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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