- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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