why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

V I T A M I N C !

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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