- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Banana Hamock.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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