- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

2 + 2 = 4

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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