- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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