Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Dyslexia ruels!

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dassa

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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