- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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