A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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