- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

boobs.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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