Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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