- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

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