why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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