- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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