KONY 2012

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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