- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why didn't he finish his

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Women's Rights

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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