- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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