- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

the sky is green no it is not

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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