- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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