- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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