- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??