- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

I had friends on the Death Star.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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