What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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