- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??