1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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your face is kinda funny

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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