- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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