Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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