- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

I had friends on the Death Star.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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