Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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