- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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