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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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