- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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