What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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