What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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PENIS

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Justin Beiber

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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