- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

the power to turn magnetism into light

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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