- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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