- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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