Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

i killed my family

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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