I have an idea! You leave.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

hey justin

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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