How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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