- Anti Joke

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

flavin's head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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