What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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