- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Your mam is so fat.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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