So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Women's rights.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

what do u call a apple a apple

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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