what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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XD Jackass.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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roses are red violets are indigo

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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