- Anti Joke

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

82 Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.