- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

My dad

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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