- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why? Why Not?

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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