- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

This one time at band camp music was played.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Winter

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Miscarriages.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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