- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Black people being friendly.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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